French Fries

I was a vegetarian for 6 years in my youth, so obviously I adhered to a balanced diet of french fries at McDonald's a few times a week.

2 Larges at once, no less.

I was a toothpick back then. Oh how times change.

Sacrifries my life for love? Sure.
Sacrifice fries from my diet? No way.

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